The more [x]'s the dumber you are.
Be completely Honest!
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Several times actually. When I go to bed, the screen is open, but when I wake up it's closed, so yeah. But since we remodeled our lake house (well, we still are currently) we don't have evil screen door anymore.
I actually ran into the screen once... and knocked it down, and since I didn't really regain thought, fell right with it on the ground. x.x
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle. (Fallen off a Jet Ski, yes. Jumping off a barely moving only because of wind boat, yes. But not actually jumped off a moving vechile.)
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks. (Sometimes I laugh way too much, but I don't think I've ever just started laughing randomely. Or, atleast, nobody gave me weird looks. o.o)
[x] You have ran into a tree. (In a golf cart. Don't ask.)
[ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (Someone told me that a while ago.)
[ ] You just tried to sing them. (Bitter can't make a lot of noise, because her brother will punch her. Not that I haven't already been punched about fifty times today. And yes, that's pretty accurate. Three hour trip sitting close, and him wanting me not to talk = lots of being hit by him. And then elbowed me in the leg, but that was an accident. )
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Uh, yeah. I do it quite a bit. But I'd kinda like to know how the fact that I'll randomly start choking makes me dumb?
)
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (Eh, I get it. Perhaps because I've seen it quite a bit.)
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice (I don't really pay that much attention to stuff like that.)
[x] You just looked at it (Well, of course.
How am I supposed to be sure?)
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (Mines a dark-ish brown.)
[ ] People have called you slow. (Only myself.)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire (Not accidentaly)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (When I wake up in the morning, I suppose.)
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class (One of the few people that didn't fall asleep in History, this last year and the year before it. I don't fall asleep easily.)
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] sometimes you just stop thinking. (Bitter thinks, a lot. o.o)
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice" (I'm a quiet speaker.)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Bitter like math. o.o
[ ] You have eaten a bug. (Nope, but I had one in my eye once... x.x)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Not really, I've got nothing to do.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (My P.E. shorts. o.o)
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. (I used to, but not anymore. Bitter does believe in that stuff.)
[ ] You break a lot of things. (I'm pretty good about not breaking things. )
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you (I don't like big words, because I'm a slacker, but since I hang out with most smart people, they do. And continue to. And I'm like... what does that mean? )
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (Often. xD)
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (Only at the dentist/orthodontist. o.o)
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
Total: 10. That kinda surprises me, I thought I'd have a few more than that.
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